Stupidity is Universal
Today I would like to talk about what unites humanity. It's not our genes, our values, nor even our desires. It's stupidity.
Mind-fucking, eye-gouging, feeble-gesture-making stupidity.
Every hemisphere, country, state, city, and neighborhood is full of mouth-breathing, cheese-for-brains retards.
You either know someone you consider a moron, or think Jesus rode dinosaurs in 20 AD.
Case in point: my girlfriend sent my a link to the Chinese equivalent of Yahoo Answers:
Chinese: http://k.pclady.com.cn/question/2049237.html Translation: http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http://k.pclady.com.cn/question/2049237.html&sl=zh-CN&tl=en
Don't worry, the English translation is pretty accurate, and according to my girlfriend, reads like the original.
So, whenever you feel like you must escape from the idiots around you, remember this lesson: everyone is the same everywhere. They're all idiots, and you'll never be free of them.
Enjoy!
EDIT: HAHA, the "how is babby formed" of China: http://translate.google.com/translate?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF&u=http://k.pclady.com.cn/question/1974077.html&sl=zh&tl=en\
Even more:
